Jessica. 503 bound. Judge me, I dare youTumblr (3.0; @jessica503)http://jessica503.tumblr.com/“The truth will set you free—but not until it’s done with you.”<br/><br/> - <em><blockquote> <p>David Foster Wallace, <em>Infinite Jest</em>, as quoted in D. T. Max’s <em>Every Love Story Is a Ghost Story</em>. (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/">fishingboatproceeds</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>This is very true.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nickmiller.tumblr.com/">nickmiller</a>)</p></em>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53308517893http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53308517893Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:08:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c8h0tsXA1qc5s9to1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c8h0tsXA1qc5s9to2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c8h0tsXA1qc5s9to3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c8h0tsXA1qc5s9to4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c8h0tsXA1qc5s9to5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c8h0tsXA1qc5s9to6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <p><a href="http://notoriousgifs.tumblr.com/">Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.</a></p> </div> </blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53308500075http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53308500075Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:08:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://all-time-potter.tumblr.com/post/52314583783/thecouscousqueen-grrrlfever-cosmo-sex-tip">all-time-potter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecouscousqueen.tumblr.com/post/51155246071/grrrlfever-cosmo-sex-tip-394-once-your-man">thecouscousqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grrrlfever.tumblr.com/post/13109098598/cosmo-sex-tip-394-once-your-man-reaches-orgasm">grrrlfever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”</p> </blockquote> <p>I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR</p> </blockquote> <p>ITS FUCKING TIP 394</p> </blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53306800136http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53306800136Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:45:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dc6f40680f7799bc647c026798301db/tumblr_mgzvyad7CT1qji67mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/53303252423/funny-stuff-you-like" class="tumblr_blog">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.thatfunnystuff.com/">Funny Stuff you like?</a></p></blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53306768199http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53306768199Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:44:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/692779760d5ae2e673eeac32e6c828bf/tumblr_mk49xaQTNj1r1vfbso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lifeasdestinyrenne.tumblr.com/post/53282960971/perfect" class="tumblr_blog">lifeasdestinyrenne</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>perfect</p></blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300510177http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300510177Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:20:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88w9elsV61qgwqw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300495525http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300495525Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:20:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c45f9308c3bbe43aa7a4ce7b4a71f08b/tumblr_mo80zdCS4O1rio0syo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300409169http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300409169Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:19:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd3792665800ff734a62bc877218b613/tumblr_mmt0a7KDZm1qmefljo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300395626http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300395626Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:19:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li00ndP4xs1qf4teko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youareaboldkid.tumblr.com/post/53273513903/un-fuckedlife-heath-ledger-as-the-joker-skate" class="tumblr_blog">youareaboldkid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://un-fuckedlife.tumblr.com/post/53186025888/heath-ledger-as-the-joker-skate-boarding-over">un-fuckedlife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.</em></strong></p> <p>You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.</p> </blockquote> <p>I really haven’t found a better picture…</p></blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300310497http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300310497Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:17:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66e95642accd63d12185492e9bd4dcae/tumblr_mhl70y9KNs1rla4s6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dicaprion.tumblr.com/post/52653355211/id-die-if-leonardo-dicaprio-ever-winked-at-me-like">dicaprion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>id die if leonardo dicaprio ever winked at me like that</p> </blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300237091http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300237091Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:16:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51ba46228919bb56475e1f065f3ba05a/tumblr_mol5b7ZvXj1qjm9bpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300227439http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300227439Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:16:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/171ed4c28c47029b98f77c9ee5cc183a/tumblr_mkkt52LSdO1ryl0luo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300183801http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300183801Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:16:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raggedyarchangel.tumblr.com/post/53274327483/psyducked-i-wish-there-were-necklaces-given-to">raggedyarchangel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psyducked.tumblr.com/post/53240946980/i-wish-there-were-necklaces-given-to-us-at-birth">psyducked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do</p> </blockquote> <p>I want this book</p> </blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300140556http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300140556Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:15:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0024bdc3e69262604457a790ace7458e/tumblr_mhwz97La7l1rrfyyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300127425http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300127425Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:15:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd9060fa64a334ee86fd3892c052268b/tumblr_mk7czoIP6O1qf0xk3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300097547http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300097547Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:15:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30cd0309aa8ec194c7aac1ff4ce09326/tumblr_mof49tn7ZJ1r9zaouo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/589a3c798ffedcb7ebbc09b06f4bb188/tumblr_mof49tn7ZJ1r9zaouo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gendercake.tumblr.com/post/53002193524/my-dad-went-to-the-hospital-to-get-his-gallbladder">gendercake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the shit he pulls</p> </blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300088690http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300088690Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:14:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poopinginschool.tumblr.com/post/49207499314/interviewer-any-special-talents-me">poopinginschool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>interviewer</strong>: any special talents?</p> <p><strong>me</strong>:<span> </span><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/834f4353dec4e9ddd6bb528daab21110/tumblr_inline_mm1eodQzYq1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300030120http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300030120Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:14:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c4087c730b25f96b2080bba252aa5e4/tumblr_mk31c4cd1I1rio8j3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300008962http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53300008962Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:13:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/168cebe097c6bd28266af5a09012005f/tumblr_mj27nyU6zs1qjkukyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/53287666629/funny-stuff-you-like" class="tumblr_blog">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.thatfunnystuff.com/">Funny Stuff you like?</a></p></blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53299986190http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53299986190Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:13:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raggedyarchangel.tumblr.com/post/53274327483/psyducked-i-wish-there-were-necklaces-given-to">raggedyarchangel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psyducked.tumblr.com/post/53240946980/i-wish-there-were-necklaces-given-to-us-at-birth">psyducked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do</p> </blockquote> <p>I want this book</p> </blockquote>http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53299946259http://jessica503.tumblr.com/post/53299946259Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:13:04 -0400